: : My Favourite Surfing Spot : :

Home is where the heart is.

..ahaks:P bagi ayat poyo ckit..lalalala..

'surfing spot' = not the water sport surfing la..tu dah sah2 kat laut..kihkihkih:D internet surfing okies?;)

Accessible at almost everywhere and anywhere; I would still choose home (my home) as my favorite internet surfing spot over other places.

I find it convenient to just surf at home though public places do offer wireless facilities for customers' convenience to surf the net for free. Yet, the answer has always been my home sweet home:) To be exact, my room. Oh, yes!

HOME = PRIVACY + ACCESSIBLE + CONVENIENCE

The equation makes home the perfect spot for me to get online 24/7 - spending hours in front of my laptop without having to wait for a page to load!

..hah..ni lagik satu sebab aku x suka surf internet kat cafe2+kawasan yg sewaktu dengannya..offer wi-fi tapi macam x ikhlas jek..huhu..macam siput daa..boleh tertido tunggu ha..hahaha:D nak speed laju punya pasal..terperap le kat umah..tido pon dengan laptop..ngee:D~

Well, I wish I could have the super sleek, portable P1 Wimax 4G Broadband with much faster broadband speed, unlimited connectivity and unlimited accessibility as well. muahaha:D P1 memang sesuai untuk aku yg tamak;P ada sapa2 yg tamak jugak??? ngeh3x~


Project Alpha Season 2 presented by Adidas Action 3 and supported by P1 and MAS.

: : I Just Love Good Smelling People : :

Body odor - the ultimate social disaster! Run! Run for your life!!! hahaha:D


"Do I smell bad?" For some people, the question could be the most embarrassing question they may have to ask. Unlike me, I frequently ask that question to people who are near and dear to me. The answer? Smell me!!! hohoho:D

Scientists claim that women detect body odors better than men. I think so. My smell receptors are just sensitive. I can easily sniff out underarm odor even if it is masked with antiperspirants. Yes, everybody has a particular smell of his/her own. I do not mean to offend anyone. But, sometimes some people do not realize that they stink.

Undeniably, some people are blessed with the ability to go out without deodorant with their armpits never stink. Yet, this is rare. Very rare. Thus, we need to do something to keep our armpits from over-powering someone standing nearby.


I believe that a shower and deodorant/body shower may do the trick. The easiest way to let your family, friends and co-workers to actually want to sit next to you. Is preventing body odor difficult? Simply keep them clean and wear deodorant.

Choose Adidas Action 3 Deodorant! Adidas gives you the confidence to handle life moments when the sweat starts flowing! Giving extra effective protection, everyone can enjoy the truly dual-gender solutions for men and women to eliminate foul body odor. Get yourself an Adidas Action 3 Deodorant! And get noticed;)

Oh, yes. I just love good smelling people!

Project Alpha Season 2 is presented by Adidas Action 3 and supported by P1 and MAS.

Project Alpha's Facebook

: : I Accept CA$H and KIND : :

oyes!!! result spm dah pon kua smalam.. I received phone calls from students and parents reporting their results. ..kembang lobang idong aku dengar results sorang2.. *alhamdulillah* ..student2 yg dapat A..aku yg over-excited..hepi smacam.. Well, great results raise my reputation;) Enough said.

eip? bagi la aku peluang berbangga2 ckit dengan peningkatan tip-top student2 aku tu..huhu..bila lagik kan? berbunga2 hati aku bila students+parents x benti2 cakap 'thanks' *'_'* gumbira x terhingga;) pssttt2~ Dear parents, I accept ca$h and kind;P hahaha:D kedengaran sedikit mata duitan$ bukans..??? ngeh3x~

..pasni leh aa pe'naik' charges per hour memandangkan dah terbukti bertahun2 keberkesanannya:P poyos btol la..haish~ bukan apa..kadang2 kita kena puji diri sendiri..sapa lagik nak puji..huhu..okies..aku nak kua fotostat notes for students sat..ecey~ saja la tu nak tunjuk konon berkaliber;D tata!

: : PenDrive S.L.i.Q 2.0 4GB for FREE : :

..amboi2..pantang tengok tajuk entry mende 'FREE' je kemain laju lagik click ek..? hihiks:P yep..aku bukan wat gimik okies? ni btol2 FREE:) tapi ada TAPI..hehehe:D join aa contest yg aku wat dulu yek..

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..hah..dun wait any longer..cepat2 la carik idea untuk contest tu yek..bila lagik nak dapat pendrive 4gb free?!?! kan? kan? kan? ni ha..nak layoq ckit kat korang sume..ngeh3x~


cepat wehs bukan senang aku nak murah hati macam ni..pssttt2x~ meh i nak gitau satu rahsia kerajaan kat uols..bettY.Yone tu pon x dak pendrive tau x??? hohoho:D (..tingat nak berzakat la kot tu..huhu..)

: : Tanya Sama Siapa? : :

'sazali'..apa yg bermain2 di fikiran korang bila dengar 'sazali'? huh? aku bau je testing2 ckit..bau je sebut 'sazali'..member2 aku tros nyanyi.."..anakku sazali dengarlah..lagu yang ayahanda karangi..sifatkan laguku hai anak..sebagai sahabatmu nanti.." ok2..cukup2..huhu..kalo cita p.ramlee yg len orang mesti ingat2 lopa..tapi..tidak yg ini..sebut 'sazali' saja pon orang dah tau cita yg mana..lagu2 dalam cita tu pon femes2..lagu 'tanya sama pokok'..ingat? x ingat kalo..meh cni nak bagi ingat..hihihi..



well..jom layan pulaks lagu 'tanya sama pokok' ni versi nasyid yg penuh dengan keinsafan..'tanya sama mayat'..samat menyanyi!

tanya sama mayat
apa kamu tinggal
nanti jawab mayat
sorang anak tunggal

tanya sama anak
mana harta ayah
nanti jawab anak
joli semua dah

tanya sama isteri
mana pergi suami
nanti jawab isteri
dah kawen lagi

tanya sama mayat
siapa tuhan kamu
nanti jawab mayat
aku tak tahu

tanya sama mayat
siapa nabi kamu
apa ugamamu
mana kiblatmu

apa petunjukmu
siapa saudaramu
nanti jawab mayat
semua tak tahu

(ulang lagu sehingga anda tahu jawapannya..bak kata mila..'ku tahu':P akhir kata..renung2kan dan selamat beramal..lalalala..)

: : Hidupmu Hidupku : :

..kesemua anak cumieY dah disahkan mati:( semalam lagik..emm..lagu ni tiada kena mengena dengan yg hidup mahupun yg mati..layan pi la sat..sat..sat..huhuhu:P *kesedihan.melanda*

: : 'Adrenalin' Junkie of FT : :

yezza!!! x lama lagik..kua la album kedua faizal tahir yg aku tunggu2..huhu.. adrenalin:) peminat2 faizal tahir musti x sabar2 ha nak dapatkan limited album tu..jenuh la nak rebut..kena pasang strategi ni..kalo x..memang x dapat le gamaknya..rugi kalo x sempat beli..sebab 1000 limited copies tu ada special edition FT setemku stamp..dengar cita ada lagik satu mende spesel..apa ha??? tunggu aku beli..hehehe:D kalo dapat..

dalam album FT kali ni ada 7 tracks..termasuk 2 lagu yg dah pon femes..bencinta+selamat malam..ni track listing yg adrenalin:

1. adrenalin
2. superhero
3. selamat malam
4. karma
5. hanyut
6. bencinta
7. hanyut (acoustic version)

jom layan preview lagu2 tu..zasss~



amacam? jangan tanya aku aa..aku memang suka FT..jawapan aku memang dia superhero! ngeh3x~ hanyut tu memang terasa 'hanyut' aku..hihiks:P layan abes..tu baru ckit..karma pon layanz..adrenalin rocks! uiii~ rasa terketaq2 dah ha..isabelle tau la macam mana gaya terketaq2 aku tu..penyakit keturunan kot..nak satu2 mende..hakhakhak:D

album 1st FT aku.muzik.kamu ada signature FT..fan len dapat sign kat cover album..tapi aku punya skali kat atas cd;) oyeh2~ siap t-shirt pon dia sign tau..ya..katakan ya..aku memang poyo..kata minat..kan? ;) apapon misi aku skang nak dapatkan album adrenalin tu..mintak2 la ada rezeki aku..huhu..*adrenaline.rush*

P/S: [adrenalin] masa aku mula2 kenal perkataan ni dulu..poyo2 aku pon guna chat id noradrenalina kat mirc..zaman tu mirc aa femes..kan? hahaha:D bajet aa..id x skema tapi nampak pandai ckit aa..huhuhu..macam2..hingusan lagik masa tu:P dah lama terkubur id tu..

: : Jiwa Kacau : :

..semalaman aku tido x nyenyak..tragedi beberapa minggu lalu berulang kembali..lagi sekali..aku menjadi saksi kelahiran anak2 cumieY..jay jay kata..cukuplah sekali..cukup..tatkala melihat cumieY melahirkan anak..lantas aku mengalihkan pandangan aku ke tempat lain..cepat2 aku kua..hati meronta2..fobia bila aku mengenangkan nasib anak2 cumieY kali ni..

pas balik aku langsung x jenguk cumieY..redha je la..pagi tadi aku cuba ushar2 dari jauh..oyeh~ detik hatiku..huhu..aku nampak ada 6 babies cumieY..wah2~ nampak sihat masih bernyawa..alhamdulillah..aku umpan cumieY dengan roti+kuaci sambil2 duk ushar2 tengok anak2 dia yg kelihatan chumels itu..terserlah sifat keibuan cumieY..

ku sangkakan panas mentari sampai ke petang rupanya hujan di tengah hari..erra fazira dah kata..yg terindah hanya sementara..tinggal 4 jam..balik2 tengok anak2 cumieY bergelimpangan..pucat..kesedihan mula menyelubungi jiwaku..eh..ada lagi satu yg masih hidup..masih bernyawa..tapi sampai bilakah dia mampu bertahan? tunggu+lihat..apakah kesudahannya..

: : The Best Antidote : :

Students. Students are the best antidotes. Another remedy for fever. Or maybe, my fever only. I often get updated with students' new 'vocabularies' lately. And I would like to share these words with you readers.

Again, I had a gut-wrenching laugh listening to students mistakenly pronounced these few new terms for them. Last week, I had a student wrote the definition of endocrine glands as 'duck'less glands instead of 'duct'less glands.

LOL:D (..i juz dunno..kelenjar sapa pulak ada 'itik'?!?!..adoyai~)

This evening, I forced myself to go to the class though I was not fully recovered from my fever. But, I came back like I was not sick! Guess what happened during the class? I taught my students a new topic and did some revisions for their coming examinations. Throughout the class, they came out with a few newly-named terms.

1. MEOISIS: a cell division that occurs in reproductive cells

..was mistakenly pronounced as..

MAYONNAISE: a thick pale sauce made from egg yolks and oil

2. AXON: a long projection of a nerve cell

..was mistakenly pronounced as..

AXION: a brand of dish washing paste/liquid

3. MYELIN SHEATH: an insulating layer that surrounds the core of a nerve fiber

..was mistakenly pronounced as..

MITSUBISHI: a multinational manufacturer and distributor of automobiles

*sigh* len yg aku ngajo len yg korang sebut..adoila~ btw..vocab2 ni la yg wat aku tros kebah demam..dan2 kuat cedang (bak kata isabelle;P) seperti badang!!!:D

: : Ubat Demam : :

"...bila mula sekolah...demam pon datang lah ye sayang..."

..sapa ingat??? hah..iklan megi yang boleh dikatakan femes satu ketika dulu..demam sekepoi la tu! aku bukan demam sekepoi tapi demam btoi2 la..bukan demam rindu mahupun yang sewaktu dengannya..

..soklan femes orang akan tanya dulu kalo kita demam.. "..dah makan ubat..?" huhu..btol x? tengs kepada yg bertanya+amik berat:)

..penyakit aku kalo demam2 ni aku x suka p klinik..badan aku ni set2 low maintenance ckit..mungkin dah dilatih dari kecik kot..sama la macam last year..time aku kena diarrhea terok..pi klinik 2x..amik ubat..sampai 2 injections pon..x de perubahan..at last..petua tradisional jugak yang menjadi dengan badan ni..pucuk jambu batu..teh pekat tanpa gula..hahaha:D memang kesan yang amat menakjubkan!

..kata demam..boleh pulak duk update blog kan??? huhuhu;P azam baru kot..bukanlah..dah seharian aku menidurkan diri..ni bau pas makan ubat pon dah x leh tido dah ha..well..aku rasa aku nak berkongsi petua-petua merawat demam la dengan korang sume..sharing kan caring;P

1. air + kismis + halia + [didih] = minum

2. air + daun selasih + madu + [didih] = minum

3. teh + halia = minum

4. susu suam + kunyit = minum

5. peria

6. jus limau + halia + madu = minum

7. teh + halba = minum

8. jus aprikot/anggur + madu/gula = minum

9. oren

10. jus asam jawa

11. teh + serbuk kayu manis + buah pelaga + halia = minum

12. selimut + tido = peluh

..hah..tu la serba sedikit petua-petua dia..harap2 berguna untuk sume..ada lagik tu..tapi dah x larat ha..maklom la..demam..hihiks:P sapa2 yang nak kongsi petua dipersilakan..yang sakit boleh la cuba ek..kalo x sanggup tu..pegi la jumpa doktor..huhu..doakan i cepat sembuh tau;)